My twitterings

[diesa_j]

• 02:04 What's up people.
• 02:05 @Trendy_Searcher *POUNCE*
• 02:10 @JoeMacGirl78 cause your a blockhead an we tend to be insane
• 02:24 #followfriday @Drew_Uchiha. @brutwit. @mlomb @itsmekeyshia69 @searambo @EduardoCBraga @IrishTodd1@EntitiesRUs
• 02:32 @Joedan_dilemma cause youe use to being up early
• 02:42 @Star_The_Witch momasked me tonight why you and I have not had a Harry Potter themed party
• 03:23 Favorite line from a movie-Brigman- "God I hate that b**ch. Character 2- Guess you shouldn't have married her then.
• 03:24 @Samwahlberg I just finished a cuppa I know probably shouldn't hav
  e done that at 3am but I was frakking cold
• 03:29 @Samwahlberg nope just finshed cleaning house I swear 6 frakking adults in the house and I feel like a maid most the time
• 03:41 @Samwahlberg R internet is screwed up at the house i'll take the laptop & go 2 the coffee house l8r 2day & email it I haven't forgot abt U
• 03:42 @Samwahlberg why they not helping sis says she shouldn't have to cause she works whole two days a week same with he fiancee
• 03:44 @Samwahlberg mom is having probs her RA acting up real bad. I try not say anything 2 dad cause of his heart attack he had in sept
• 03:44 @Samwahlberg bro works 7 days a week and when he is in the house never comes o
  ut of his room
• 03:46 @Samwahlberg the internet is my fault sis keep complaining abt me using her connection I tried 2 set my phn up 2 use & screwed it all up
• 03:47 @Samwahlberg sorry I seem like I am bitching I know
• 03:53 @Samwahlberg I know they should but I could beat a dead horse about that one at times LOL
• 03:54 @Samwahlberg I just keep saying vakay will be here soon
• 04:00 @Samwahlberg but if we didn't do it we would be going behind people redoing cause it wasn't done how we like it LOL
• 04:05 RT @brutwit: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the (cont) tl
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• 04:18 @ridingnwriting awesome Congrats
• 04:33 RT @HONOUROURFORCES: it is now FORCES FRIDAY. So lets show all our Armed Forces and their families that we (cont) tl.gd/bt4d4
• 04:48 RT @brutwit: Fact: The amount of money spent on beer every year in the United States is roughly the same as the (cont) tl.gd/bt73u
• 04:50 A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
• 04:51 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
• 04:52 Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
• 04:58 Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. E. B. White
• 05:00 I am in a mood t
  his morning so if my many tweets bother anybody feel free to unfollow
• 05:01 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• 05:02 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
• 05:04 Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
• 05:08 Blackbeard oftn fired incendiary cannonballs filled w/ beeswax, fat & gunpowder.They exploded upon impact, burning w/ the ferocity of napalm
• 05:09 In 18th Century Britain, you could take out insurance against going to hell.
• 05:10 In 1897, Bayer, who is the maker of Aspirin, marketed the drug heroin.
• 05:12 During the last 3,500 years, it is estimated that the world has had a grand total of 230 years in which no wars took place
• 05:21 The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and En
  gland in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
• 05:23 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your (cont) tl.gd/btdcn
• 05:28 It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
• 05:29 And on that note good night or good morning all tweet you later
• 13:30 Yo peeps what's up
• 13:32 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• 13:37 @Star_The_Witch I know
• 13:52 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
• 13:53 @Claby Happy Birthday girl you couldn't have been born on a better day
• 13:56 Ireland is the only place where windmills turn clockwise
• 13:57 @Claby my mom and dad have been married 38 years today
• 13:57 So I am on a fact tweeting spree if it annoys anybody Sorry in advance
• 13:59 The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle
• 14:00 @Claby Mom says Thank You and Happy Birthday
• 14:00 People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide
• 14:01 @Star_The_Witch sure why not
• 14:03 According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
• 14:06 The average day is actually 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds. We have a leap year every four years to make up for this shortfall
• 14:07 @JKnDdubs_LadyJ go for it
• 14:09 The largest diamond found in the United States was a 40.23 carat white diamond. It was found in 1924 and nicknamed the "Uncle Sam."
• 14:14 Crayola crayon color "Prussian Blue" was changed to "Midnight Blue" by the request of teachers as kids could not relate to Prussian history.
• 14:14 @ridingnwriting hmmm that is an interesting now I am wondering that also
• 14:15 Did not know that-RT @MelissaLester: @celticgrl77 arabian horses have one less vertebrae than all other breeds
• 14:17 @BHSweetie it was in 1958 so I doubt any of us asked for it
• 14:18 #FollowFriday @Trendy_Searcher @whispurr @Drew_Uchiha. @brutwit. @mlomb @itsmekeyshia69 @searambo @EduardoCBraga
• 14:19 @
  Shayminn yes they do
• 14:19 The first Valentine's Day card was sent from a knight to his wife in 1415. The knight was held captive in the Tower of London.
• 14:20 The first place to celebrate St.Patrick's Day was is Boston, Massachusetts, USA in 1737
• 14:22 @FLOSSYTHEBOSS here and hanging Flossy. How's your day going
• 14:26 @FLOSSYTHEBOSS I agree what wrong with a little Bump N Grind ; )
• 14:32 The Mayans often "enhanced" the beauty of their children by flattening their foreheads with a board (cont) tl.gd/c246e
• 14:32 RT @mlomb: No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy lol
• 14:39 @Shayminn awesome pic
• 14:40 @Trendy_Searcher *VAMP POUNCE*
• 14:46 Dang I stand up and sound like cereal. Snap!Crackle!Pop!
• 14:48 @Trendy_Searcher I guess you no love me anymore
• 14:51 @Rockergirl75 I vamp pounced him like ten minutes ago he no respond
• 14:52 @Trendy_Searcher *Squish*
• 14:53 @Rockergirl75 you will always ♥ me I know
• 14:54 @Rockergirl75 *VAMP POUNCE*
• 14:57 @Trendy_Searcher you love how innocent and needy I am don't ya
• 14:58 @Trendy_Searcher Good Way
• 14:58 @Rockergirl75 and you didn't even mind the fangs
• 15:05 @Trendy_Searcher my @Rockergirl75 always comes to my defense cause she loves me like I love her
• 15:15 @Rockergirl75 Sweet *nibble nibble*
• 15:21 @Trendy_Searcher only if she agrees I was only nibbling a little @Rockergirl75
• 15:29 @Rockergirl75 so I should nibble a little harder
• 15:29 @Trendy_Searcher who said we were denying it @Rockergirl75
• 15:35 @Rockergirl75 *CHOMP*
• 15:42 @Rockergirl75 oh yeah baby
• 15:43 #nowplaying Car
  rie Underwood (ft Randy Travis) - I told you so
• 15:45 @JKnDdubs_LadyJ I am so glad to hear that *crosses fingers* for you two
• 15:57 @Rockergirl75 now if we could just get ddub to join we would have one hell of a threesome
• 16:07 Back later * hugs*
• 17:09 @Rockergirl75 no prob babe let's get to work on how to make a threesome with @DonnieWahlberg happen
• 17:16 @Messina_Ragazza wouldn't that be great
• 17:55 Ok need sum help my blockhead sistas. I wnt 2 replace my mp3 player w/ the same 1 I alrdy own cause its dying but its only avail in UK.
• 18:04 @KnightDreamer76 wb
• 18:04 Write porn....I mean yes writeRT @
  Claby: @JoesGutterGirl you can talk to me or WRITE AND POST!!! ;-)
• 18:05 @KnightDreamer76 good about to help mom with animals
• 18:11 @JoesGutterGirl awesome shall watch out for it ; )
• 18:12 @JoesGutterGirl that maybe a good idea I am sure I could come up with a one shot danny story for her also@Claby
• 18:17 @JoesGutterGirl duh duh duh *head desk*
• 18:52 @apollyon3030150 I really love mine cause I have dropped it stepped on it even ran it through the washer and dryer and it still works
• 19:01 @coralpenn1 awww ty
• 19:01 @Star_The_Witc
  h ahh ok cool
• 19:13 Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
• 19:14 @DDUBsLoverLola that happens unfortunetly
• 19:16 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
• 19:18 Follow @RoscoeUmali. Awesome Musician
• 19:20 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
• 19:27 @Star_The_Witch What What

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